Miss America Pageant 2011: All the swimsuits, sparkles and blinding teeth

And held the Miss America 2011 tonight and the man has some funny jokes to assist in the contest scholarship program celebrates 90. Follow along here for highlights.
First, we appreciate the fact that host Chris Harrison and Brooke Burke and its best to pretend as if they care. Their work in "BS" and "Dancing Stars" may have been a good practice.
The number of open presentations freaking priceless. The girls are all "strong" punishment for their condition. Highlights as follows:

    
Miss Florida: "the only oil you will find on our shores in warm bodies" is that a shot at the state of Louisiana beauty queen?
    
Missing Missouri, "a pioneer in the production of ethanol, and will give you my own gas." I am very proud that this night may be Iowa.
    
Mississippi is missing. What about the pride of the winners of "America's got talent," and "The Biggest Loser" and "Master" ... Is that all you got?
    
Called Miss South Carolina, her statement "I am White House." Weather - is that all you got?
    
Utah lost and this reminds me of the "Tonight 53 women sharing a dream, not a man." - Set the DVR to "Big Love".
    
Washington has lost "Twilight" reference. Also, her name is Jacquie Brown. Unfortunately, a kick in the butt type of Pam Grier.
    
Wyoming destruction. "The state is more than any other country, but it is never wrong" Too bad Chris Hansen is the host in place of Chris Harrison.

Do you have written yourself? I can not decide which is worse - that writing about your case or that a team of "book" you have. If competition is good so far, I have high hopes for the rest.
The final stage of the Miss Oklahoma and Nebraska, Miss, Miss Texas, Miss Rhode Island, and Miss "polygamy joke" and Utah, and Miss "Twilight" Washington, Arizona, Miss Hawaii, Miss, Miss Virginia , and Miss Arkansas and Miss California (Ariana former "American Idol" semi-final Afsar).
In a packet video of her talking about being a young woman today, Miss Arkansas talking about how great it is for him to racial ambiguity. "It was ... a strange thing to say.
The judges included Marc Cherry ("Desperate Housewives" creator), "DWTS" pro Tony Dovolani and Mark Wells "in the field of vocal talent." I love country music and I'm still not sure who he is.
Included the selection of semi-finals of the Miss America Miss New York, Delaware and sounds to participate in the semi-final and included Miss Kentucky and Miss Oregon.
Chris Harrison informs us that the Miss America contest celebrating health and fitness, confidence, and - I can only say this - looks good in a swimsuit small?. How to keep his face straight, with many functions in is beyond me.
Techno Remix mark in swimsuits are fun. When he said Chris Harrison, have four self-confidence, and will say only girls, because only part of the competition the rest of our grief.
Girls already, swimwear, Texas, Arkansas, Delaware, Arizona, Hawaii, Washington, (and we love how Chris Harrison Remember how is left as many points as we can not count to 12), Kentucky and California, Oklahoma, Virginia and New York and Nebraska.
Evening gown competition pretty boring, but we love Miss Kentucky and says it wants to dress up or dress meat and fish, and Los Angeles to Lady Gaga. Missing California to talk to her shoes and 8 hours of rock music (and not death, but shiny). And they do? Or it has gone the way Kathy Lee Gifford?
I am very pleased that our first competition of talents. This is the best part of the competition. Missing Nebraska is the first piano performance with an impressive and appropriate. I can not imagine any of these girls will just terrible or something, but it would be really funny if someone already Gracie free if Bush can do nothing but play cups of water.
Washington has lost access to "Papa was a Rolling Stone", and is fine. We prefer copy Allison Iraheta, thanks. Next. Arizona lost to reach a "Dorma Nessum" very cliché (but still difficult), and a piece of opera.
Miss California to get "I who have nothing" and she has done is beautiful, but (we hate to repeat myself, "Idol" references), but we prefer to Jordin Sparks for this purpose. Oklahoma executed missing Pointe ballet and it's all blonde and flexibility, so it is very nice.
Colorado Missing Brooke Burke shows that they did, it would be to take advantage of the dance to "9-5" by Dolly Parton. I am very sad and we missed it. However, Miss Hawaii with the next "Good Feelin '", this audio performance lacked experience of this song really needs. It's "Feelin 'Good" played by the teeth whitener and spray tan.
Implementation of the State of Delaware cluster of contemporary dance to "The way you make me feel," This is a total rip off of the routine in the "center." In addition to the lack of character, men of the SAS and hot performance.
And show rivers, and Miss Virginia is very impressive. Delaware should feel lucky it did not need to go to this. Arkansas is missing is a ventriloquist singing with two (m count ', two) dolls while wearing a jacket with red sparkly bra. Or ... This is nuts. I mean, it's very strange, but it is also very good. This is easily the most difficult night of talent.
Kentucky lost sheep of talent with the "change is coming" and it's good. And accumulate, and certainly the best. We believe they still finished singing ventriloquist.
Only five girls advance to the last question. The first is Hawaii. He was asked: "Do you see yourself first a citizen of your country, your country or the world?" Talking about the world and multicultural. This is a good answer, but do not blow me away.
Miss Washington's next Miss America, which means that we learn about healthy competition, "and talk about how all the members love each other and compromise. Pretty good.
The third question is about the mandate of the Miss Nebraska is "how to achieve balance between the right of people to know the needs of public safety?" They talk about how the country's security is more important than people's right to knowledge. It just lost the voice of joy Bihar.
Oklahoma is missing the final four. She asked: "What can I say to you young women to protect themselves now [online]?" And speaks for caution and think before they speak and act. It was good.
His last race was in the Top 5 Miss Arkansas. "Is it fair to force people to get health insurance and said it was important to make the Americans who have health care they need and deserve. She also said that the health care bill is not perfect, but it is a good start. Diplomatic response too.
Hey, at least no one said no to gay marriage or "people out there in our country do not have maps. And uh ... I think that our education system in this way as is the case in South Africa and Iraq, everywhere like such as .. and I think they should, uh, our education here in the United States should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and Iraq and should help the Asian countries so we will be able to build our future. "
Now they do all the former Miss America, they can reach the round, dating to 1943 last year. We are tickled Heather Whitestone first time since 1995. It's Miss America for the Deaf, who danced ballet. We loved her only when we see the competition as a young girl.
Finally we come to some conclusions. And the second and fourth up Miss Oklahoma (surprise, we thought it was a favorite), the third runner back Miss Washington (so as not to "Jackie Brown" for the post of president of the wins, so it is a disappointment), second runner-up Miss Hawaii, was the second is to look at .. .. Lost to Arkansas.
What can Miss Nebraska Teresa Scanlan 90 years of Miss America. Congratulations to her!
Can be pulled Chris Harrison and Brooke Burke, more than any other? Wow. It was the worst of any ceremony Rose.
Thank you for following me this night! It's much more fun than just watching.

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